When I went to my brother’s house recently, I had to try really hard not to notice the fact that his wife had recently had a stroke with family porn. I mean, it was a good job. If I didn’t know what she used to look like then I probably never would have guessed, but I had that inconvenient basis of comparison. I kept praying that she would bring it up and I wouldn’t have to wonder about it or think about it. When she finally did bring it up, I sighed in relief in such a way that I gave myself away.
I agreed to go on a double date with my brother, his girl and his new college roomie. We went to a really great comedy club. Suddenly the comedian picked out my date and me to start cracking on. He said some pretty sexual things about revenge girlfriend tube, asking my “boyfriend” questions about our relationship, having no idea that it was our very first date. My date sat quietly, not responding and barely smiling. All of a sudden, he picked up his drink glass and THREW IT at the comedian, hitting him in the face! The police were called and he was arrested for assault!